1. They’re bulletproof (with nothing to lose)
Fire away! They also aren’t concerned if you decide to fire off a couple rounds of political banter over dinner. Although, they will expect you to pick up the tab.
2. They’re captains of industry.
With great dental + health care plans, included. Health care plans are totally hot.
3. They aren’t afraid to be open with their feelings.
Or the possibility of a threesome.
4. They cut right to the chase.
No more trying to understand lame subtext here.
5. They’re in a band, fulfilling your lifelong fantasy of dating a rock star.
No matter how out of control it seems.
10. Because they have vices of their own.
Like GARDENING, guys, jeez. Way to ruin the innocence of Sesame Street forever.
12. They totally get your love for Twilight and are totally “Team Edward.”
14. They aren’t afraid to get passionate in the kitchen.
And they know that keeping a relationship fresh means using fresh ingredients.
16. And seriously, sometimes their smallest gesture can be just SO sexy.
18. Even if it means things might get a little out of hand.
Just make sure you have a safe word picked out, ahead of time. “Mee-mee-mee mee” would probably be a good one.
23. Sometimes they can get a little jealous.
OMG, what’s with the third degree, muppet? You’re cute when you’re mad but seriously -stop with all the silly questions!