I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?
Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a pokemon I’d choose you!
You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.
Do you have the mirror shield? Because I can really see me in your tunic.
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
I find that not having a partnership between us would be completely illogical
Are you an angel? Because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face.
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