16 Geeky Pick-Up Lines

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?

You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a pokemon I’d choose you!

Call me Kirby ‘cuz I’m taking you to DreamLand.

You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

I must have beaten a boss, because I just found a heart container.

Do you have the mirror shield? Because I can really see me in your tunic.

Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you’re the bomb.

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.

You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!

You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.

I find that not having a partnership between us would be completely illogical

Are you an angel? Because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face.

I’m sorry, I think BOTH of my hearts just skipped a beat.

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