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    Man Attempts To Perform Surgery With Butter Knife On His Own Hernia

    A 63-year-old Californian man is now recovering in the hospital after attempting to fix his stomach hernia with a butter knife. Apparently he was "sick and tired" of waiting for professional help so he just decided to try the procedure out for himself. Couldn't he have at least found a sharper knife?

    • A Quote From The Police Chief Who Handled The Case

    • "As an officer, we are told that no call will be the same and to always expect the worst from the dumbest thing in the world to carnage...This falls somewhere in between." - Police Sgt. Tom Lorenz

    • And here's a picture of a butter knife for journalism purposes

      And here's a picture of a butter knife for journalism purposes