• DJ Jesus starts every set with this song. Let it soundtrack the rest of this post.

  • You’ll need a stairway to heaven just to get to the dancefloor

    You'll need a stairway to heaven just to get to the dancefloor

  • He kept the dance floor waiting for three days

    He kept the dance floor waiting for three days

    Source

  • One hand scratching the vinyl, the other forgiving your sins

    One hand scratching the vinyl, the other forgiving your sins

  • You’ll be ascending all night

    You'll be ascending all night

  • Spray DJ Jesus on your wall and it will miraculously stay there forever

    Spray DJ Jesus on your wall and it will miraculously stay there forever

  • Makes the Angels twist into all sorts of angles

    Makes the Angels twist into all sorts of angles

    Source

  • DJ Jesus wore the trucker hat 2000 years before Ashton

    DJ Jesus wore the trucker hat 2000 years before Ashton

  • Christ-Cross(2 hops this time)ianity

    Christ-Cross(2 hops this time)ianity

  • DJ Jesus won’t rest until you’re cured of your lack of fresh beats

    DJ Jesus won't rest until you're cured of your lack of fresh beats

  • King of the Roman underground

    King of the Roman underground

  • Jazzy Jeff has nothing on Jazzy Jesus

    Jazzy Jeff has nothing on Jazzy Jesus

  • Beats straight from the Bible

    Beats straight from the Bible

  • Last Beats Of The Night

    Last Beats Of The Night

  • DJ Jesus Shows Off His Bethlehem Beats