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1) Find a birthday wish on YouTube to someone that shares your friend's name.
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2) Send a 'Family Circus' cartoon that relates to birthdays
aww...
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3) Wish them a "happy booooo-thday"
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4) Post a link to a random item that you could have conceivably bought them. Never buy them anything.
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Friend: : OMG did you really buy me Bose headphones?
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Never respond to this
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5)Wish them "happy birthday" on an old, obscure photos of theirs. They'll spend at least a few minutes looking for the symbolism of this.
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An obscure old photo of "Joey"
You: Happy Birthday
Joey: haha what? -
You: Happy Birthday
Joey: thanks? -
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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6) Find birthday cakes on Google Images that have your friend's name in icing written on them
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7) Write them a morbid birthday poem
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Joey, today is your birthday.
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Although the winds will always blow and crash over the lush life of the meadows...
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And the sea will crash and flow sometimes treacherous but often beaming from a lighthouse's comforting glow...
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You will not.
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You will pass from this Earth before the fire of the Sun burns out.
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And in the eyes of eternity, really only moments after the fire you extinguish with your hopeful breath upon your icy icing covered ice cream cake.
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You have only moments left...
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Joey.
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Cherish them.
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Cherish the Sun and time and the ability to understand your right and your left.
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Cherish the sunny side of your time left on Earth.
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Cherish the sonny side of Cher.
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Ok that is all. Bye.
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A Poem By Not-Robert Frost
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There you go. Very dumb ways to celebrate your friend's birthday on Facebook
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Hope you learned a lot!
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