The Oath Of The International Association Of Blondes

Yup, the blondes have an international association. From the looks of it, they are based in Russia. Here is the oath for those that want to pay the 50-100 Euros to join. Excuse the grammar, English isn't their first language. Seriously, here's the link

• 1. I swear never to forget

  To never forget what, I'm not sure.

• 2. To love "Viking" men

  Uhh, ok.

• 3. To love everything with rose color

  I can get behind that one

• 4. To keep my hair blond, my skirt short, my legs long, and my eyes blue - like radical fighting weapon of the association

  Wait, what? Radical fighting weapon? Blonde Hair - blue eyes?!?! Is this the international association of blondes or the Hitler youth party

• 5. To don't strain my mind, so my hair won't get black

  I must have missed where the association was made here, my fault - don't read enough about health and science I guess.

• 6. To don't forget my skills from high school and the university

  Whoo! Keep the education alive, now that's admirable.

• 7. To love eating apples and drinking fruit juice

  Ok, so no coffee then?

• 8. To learn the schedule from the blondes calendar

  Synch my outlook, got it.

• 9. To don't forget at least once per day to go shopping and visit my favortie malls

  Uh, is that on the calendar?

• 10. To don't decline men with business card "president"

  Now that's a little stereotypical isn't it?

• 11. To wear my sunglasses on my forehead, so I don't feel darkness and fear

  Hmm, but wont that leave weird tan lines on my forehead?

• 12. I swear never forget

  You know, for being on the list twice, I'd really like to know what I'm supposed to remember.

• 13. To tell a lie at least once per day - in the name of the rose color and goodness

  Now what in the name of rose color am I telling lies for?!

• 14. To read the holy book of blondes - "Eva" magazine and "Shop"

  That seems doable, if not slightly suspicious.

• 15. To don't forget for my favorite laser in "legrano" hospital

  A laser? Why are we talking about weapons again?