• 1. They talk in a silly voice.

  • 2. There noses look like an 80 year old drunken Irishmen

  • 3. They have no eyes, no souls

  • 4. They never die.

  • 5. They are always trying to get me in their vans.

  • 6. They never call you after the first date.

  • 7. There are clowns in hell.

  • 8. Some clowns are metro-sexual.

  • 9. They are fuckin creepy

  • 10. They eat all the food at the buffets

  • 11. They all dye their hair

  • 12. My medical insurance doesn’t cover the therapy