20 Famous Non-Couple Duos That Would Make Amazing Parents

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1. Spongebob and Patrick

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They took better care of that baby scallop than I've ever taken of myself.

2. Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore

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Access to unlimited chocolate frogs, Butterbeer, Quidditch and, oh yeah, MAGIC.

3. Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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It'd be like being parented by two gentle kittens.

4. Joey and Chandler

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Could they BE any more qualified to be your dads?

5. Oprah and Gayle

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YOU GET TWO MOMS AND YOU GET TWO MOMS AND YOU GET TWO MOMS- THE WHOLE AUDIENCE GETS TWO MOMS!

6. Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake

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They probably tell the BEST (read: worst) dad jokes in town.

7. Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence

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You'd never get in trouble for anything.

8. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly

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They'll embarrass you in front of your friends, but you'll secretly like it.

9. Beyoncé and Michelle Obama

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One is essentially the leader of the free world; the other is married to the President.

10. Zach Braff and Donald Faison

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There's more love here than in 84% of American homes.

11. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio

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The only possible downside is that both of your parents would be hotter than you'll ever be.

12. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy

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I hear they're KILLER at family game nights.

13. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton

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Absolutely no one is messing with the child of Edward Scissorhands.

14. Jerry and Elaine

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They're worse human beings than you'll ever be, so you're automatically off the hook re: morals.

15. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

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Oscars instead of Barbies. Think about it.

16. Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak

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Soupsnakes make the best parents.

17. Seth Rogen and James Franco

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They'd probably share their pot with you?

18. Meryl Streep and Hillary Clinton

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Their child would be unstoppable and would ROCK a pantsuit like you couldn't imagine.

19. Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen

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JUST LOOK AT THEM.

20. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

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Bitches get stuff done.