8 Ridiculous Toy Knockoffs You Know You Want

The kid in you hates these and is throwing a temper tantrum. The adult in you loves them and is heading straight to eBay.

1. Star Knight!

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Mopeds are the new Star Destroyers!

2. Wi Wi!

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From the makers of Poo Poo.

3. Sense of Right Alliance!

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They kinda know the difference between right and wrong... right Shrek?

4. Space Boys 3!

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To understand why Woody's hands are so big, you have to see Space Boys 2.

5. New Style Ninja Tortoise!

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"Raffelle" had to start wearing that "tortoise" name tag so people would stop confusing him with all those poser turtles.

6. Spader-Man!

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When he's not fighting crime, he's making a "Blacklist"

7. Big Fella!

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Because Substantial Chap was taken.

8. Super Mariano!

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With his brother Linguini, he's off to save Princess Pear.