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    Top 5 Pick-Up Lines

    These pick-up lines are guaranteed ... for failure.

    Going for the obvious always works:

    And everyone loves food:

    Everyone loves numbers, too:

    If numbers fail to impress, try food again:

    Just remember, sometimes it's best to quit while you're behind: