1. Chocolate + Ramen
Dark chocolate complemented by flavors of onion, garlic and actual ramen noodles, because there really is no good in the world.
2. Chocolate + Nachos
Mercifully, this recipe doesn’t include cheese or tomatoes.
4. Chocolate + Sun Dried Tomatoes
Chocolate? Good. Sun dried tomatoes? Positively savory! Together? Skepticism ensues.
6. Chocolate + Squid
To be fair, is there any kind of seafood that would pair well with chocolate?
7. Onion + Chocolate
Caramelized onion and chocolate? Doable. Raw onion and chocolate? An abuse of food.
8. Chocolate + Hot Dog Slices
The worst part? If covered completely, these could pass as banana slices.
9. Chocolate + Toothpaste
It’s like brushing your teeth with icing!