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1. Meet Matt Fistonich; Mr Gay New Zealand.
Pepsi or Coke???
Yes, that's a thing, there is a real competition to decide who is the best gay person in New Zealand (it also stems to the entire world).
Being the best gay in the land, Matt often shares images of himself deep in thought just like the one above. In fact Matt Fistonich is always thinking interesting thoughts...
2. Like that time he thought whilst pulling up his pants.
3. Or that time he couldn't enjoy being at the beach because he had so much on his mind.
4. There was the time he had some alone thinking time.
5. Sometimes he even thinks so deeply in his sleep that he wakes up.
6. Matt isn't a seasonal thinker, he will think in any weather.
7. Sometimes when he thinks, he's got to hold onto a wall so that he's not torn from reality.
8. One time, Matt chilled out in the sun, but there was no chill in his mind.
9. There was the time Matt had to stop and think in a locker room.
10. That time he had a beach worth of space to think in.
11. The time his hair reflected the sadness of his thoughts.
12. And the time Matt's thoughts took him by surprise.
13. But Matt can always think happy thoughts to get back in the zone.
14. Matt models his thinking professionally.
15. Most of his best thinking is done without a shirt on.
16. Or pants...
17. Even in self doubt, his thoughts are sexy.
18. There was the time that even music couldn't drown out his thoughts.
19. There's no filter for Matt's thoughts, they just happen.
20. It's often noted that Matt's pecs become filled out when he has an extremely deep thought.
21. This one time Matt shared his thoughts with a friend, but they didn't really get it.
22. This one time Matt was going to sleep, but then he had a thought.
23. No matter the occasion, there's always a thought in the back of Matt's head.
24. Matt's thoughts don't get holidays, they're on call 24/7.
25. This one time, Matt thought so deeply and the whole world turned black and white for a minute.
26. Matt's thoughts are so powerful, he has once used them to teleport.
27. No matter what, Matt's thoughts will always shed light on the beauty of the world.
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