6 Reasons Why Sharknado Will Be The Greatest Movie Of All Time

Sharknado premieres tonight on SyFy. As if you weren't planning on watching it already, here are 6 reasons why it will take a bite out of every other cinematic experience you have this century.

1. It successfully merges two of the most iconic Horror/Thriller genre subjects

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What do you get when you combine freak apocalyptic weather conditions...

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With Sharks harboring an appetite for human flesh?

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DEADLY, FLYING SHARKS.

2. You get to see Los Angeles destroyed by said flying sharks

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Cloudy with a chance of Shark-ball

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Judging by the blood, the victim seen here was likely a Crip.

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Instead of being trapped in a tiny, inescapable space like in this movie, the antagonist animals in Sharknado have unrestricted mobility, thus making them even more terrifying.

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Here they are occupying a flooded mall.

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Here's one occupying the sky, teaching an actress a valuable lesson: you should always watch your back in show business because Hollywood is full of sharks.

3. Tara Reid stars in it

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Yup. THAT Tara Reid.

4. ...which basically guarantees that it will have Daniel Day Lewis-calibur acting

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THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

5. This guy wields a chainsaw...AND FLIES

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6. Because the tagline “Enough Said” summarizes the awesomeness of Sharknado better than this article

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Just “sea” it already.