11 Things You Will Constantly Hear As An American Living Abroad

Featuring everyone's favorite 'Murican: Arnold Schwarzenegger

1. "So, What Is America REALLY Like?"

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Everyone loves war and owns a gun. Also, everyone hates celery and has strict diet of Mickey D's. And lastly, we all love television, especially The Big Bang Theory.

2. "I Bet The Food Portions Are Huge In America!"

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Yes! Your best mate's cousin's sister was totally right when telling you that the hamburgers in America are literally the size of your head.

3. "You Don't Look That American Though"

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Sorry, let me put on my hat first.

4. "You Don't Sound That American Though"

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*Tries not to projectile vomit all over you*

5. "You Must Love Fast Food"

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Well, I mean, it is the only food available here in the U.S.

6. "I Find Americans To Be Loud And Rude"

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You know what they say about people who assume, don't you?

7. "I Like Canada More"

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8. "America Is Destroying The World"

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And you telling me this is not going to solve anything!

9. "Americanoooooooo!"

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At least one really clever person will give this nickname to you, the American(o).

10. "Was School Really Just Like The Movies?"

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Yes, you're 100% correct. School was JUST like Carrie.

And Last, But Surely Not Least...

11. "I Know Why You Left America! It's To Avoid The Government Implanting Mind Control Chips In Your Head!"

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........!