I would bang them both
I would bang them both
Buzzfeed was going to do “26 Black People”, but 26 mugshots is boring.
I’m outraged….that he’s using a golf cart!!!! A real golfer walks the course.
I am outraged….that he is using a golf cart! A real golfer walks the course.
Drake is outrageously good looking? If Drake was working at Subway, no one would give him a second look. Let’s not confuse celebrity with attractiveness.
I would eat her vag without hesitation.
It’s called eating healthily and going to the gym regularly.
Actually since she has had her testicles removed, her testosterone levels are basically zero, which is ironically lower than a woman with ovaries and makes it very difficult to build any new muscle. I read the article. She lost her big fight, said she was exhausted by the second round which is probably due in part to her lack of testosterone.
The best knives for someone on a budget is from the Forschner line made by Victorinox (made in Switzerland). These are stamped blades, not forged. Any forged knife under $50 is almost always forged in China, which I wouldn’t recommend. Cutco knives are made of inferior steel, and don’t hold an edge. The most important thing about picking a knife is choosing one that you like to use. Choose one that has the shape and weight you prefer. The Forschner knives aren’t heavy since they are stamped, but there are also lighter forged blades you can buy. Never wash your good knives in the dishwasher. Also learn how to steel your knives. It will keep them sharper longer, and they will require less sharpening over time.
#15. I love lamp.
The nickel isn’t molten, Idiot!
Given enough time, all apparel is self drying.
Four words: It never really worked.
More like Johnny Derp.
I used to have a girlfriend that called me pumpkin. She had blond hair and big boobs. I miss her.
I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.
#27 I think the word you’re looking for is funnel, not siphon.
Still waiting for a pic of the comfiest nipple clamps….
What a role model.
It should say “Boobs Are Better Than Books”, now there’s a slogan I can get behind.
I’m surprised he hasn’t referenced Joe Camel yet.
Release the Kraken!
I’d vote for #5, even if her platform included hurting small animals.
Molasses, being water soluble, would be almost impossible to remove quickly and effectively from water. On a positive note, the effects of this will be short lived, and it’s environmental impact is negligible. Let’s just be thankful it wasn’t crude oil.
Who is doing the research for Buzzfeed, a potted plant? Juniper berries are not conifers. The juniper plant is a conifer. Also gin is not made from pine cones. Gin is basically a neutral spirit that is flavored with botanicals, with juniper being the predominant one. Neutral spirits can be created with many things, typically grains, potatoes, grapes, beets, sugar, etc. Basically it’s flavored vodka.
While David Bromstad might cause panties to drop, he will only be interested if said panties are worn by other men.
Real or not, it’s certainly not one of his better works.
I will give all the “fab women” oral, free of charge.
Does Singapore Airlines offer its Suite Class on flights to #5? If so, I’ll take two tickets.
I agree with the gum comment, but that applies to everyone.
Walt Disney Symphony Hall in Los Angeles had a similar problem. The Gehry design is clad in curve pieces of stainless steel. The steel was polished and as a result acted like mirrors/lenses, which I believe was a problem for people in some of the nearby apartments. They fixed it by “satinizing” the steel, thus lowering the reflectance.
I wish my computer could convey what that smelled like, I bet it was terrific.
All of those women would kick my ass, and I would like it!