10. The Kokiri Forest Escape
Tired of hanging out with children who just won’t grow up (literally)? Use this handy glitch to escape your forest prison and taste the sweet freedom of Hyrule field.
9. Defy Gravity with Bombs
Walls? Doors? Pssh. With bombs, anything is possible.
8. Steal the Fishing Rod
Not only does Link love breaking-and-entering and pot smashing, he also loves stealing items! Here is a quick glitch that will get you a free fishing rod, but may crash your game as well. Oh well, ‘tis the life of a criminal.
7. Turn Items into Bottles (Reverse Bottle Adventure)
Never have enough bottles to hold your milk, bugs, fairies, potions or rum? Just replace your useless items with bottles by rewriting the item out of the game. Who knew Link could be such a hacker?
6. Dat Ass (Chest)
Who knew that feeling up a Gerudo could give you items (and/or get you imprisoned)? Just don’t get cheeky when they throw you in jail for harassment.
5. Lift the Archery Guy
We always knew the archery guy had no legs to stand on.
4. Get to the Bottom of the Well Early through Animal Abuse
Just don’t call PETA.
3. Turn Your Sword Into a Chainsaw
The Infinite Sword Glitch gives you the ability to hit things infinitely. Including Cuccos. Who wouldn’t want to abuse those little bastards forever?
2. Door of Time Skip
If you don’t feel like being ingested by a giant tree or fish, just skip those parts by breaking through the impenetrable Door of Time.
1. Skip 99% of the Game
If you would rather just skip the rest of these glitches and cut to the chase, try skipping most of the game through warping directly into Ganondorf’s castle. Continue to beat the ever-living crap out of GanonDORK as kid Link.
- Oliver Sacks, the famed neurologist and author, died Sunday from cancer. He was 82. ›