The Evil MeganTron is here to destroy us! Resist this Decepticon Hottie!

She's proportioned like a coyote: her torso is about twice as long as her legs. Weird.

She is hot though…dumb..and a beotch…but hot. Yep, I wouldn't take her home to momma but the backseat is an option.  HA

Wow, didn't see THAT coming.

In honor of “A day without Megan Fox” I have decided to make this “A lifetime of doing my best to ignore everything Megan Fox.”
Buzzfeed, you are making it very hard for me. However, this post encourages my mission.

Still…it could have been worse… “She's a heinous bitch and I don't care who knows it.”, said Transformers star Megatron. “She always had something catty to say to Panthro and I, on the set.”, refering to long time life partner, Panthro of Thundercats fame. “She had more trouble remembering lines than even Snarf!”, chimed in Panthro.  Megatron, with almost 25 years of acting experience and having earned a masters degree from Julliard college went on to say “I don't want to be to hard on the girl, but she stinks at her craft.”

Never was a fan but I was intrigued. Well, intrigued no more- yuck

just verifying what anyone with some common sense assumed anyways.