I gotta stop drinkin' at work.

Me being a fat black lady camouflaging into the wall

On a date with Don.

Whatever you do, stay out of Room 237.

Margret can you hold my calls for the day, I have 15 more donuts in this brief case.

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A martini and newspaper are all I need.

I poked my eye out with a lit cigarette.

This is exactly what I looked like in 1962.

Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?

And a little later that evening…

I bought the “internal office affairs” upgrade.  This is me and my lovely gal.

“What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.”

“You know the rules, I don't make plans and I don't make breakfast. “