Top 10 Surprises From The New Obama Biography

The President's former girlfriends are speaking out in "Barack Obama: The Story" – a new biography detailing his life as a young adult in the 1980s, before Michelle and his political career transformed him into the Bin Laden killing teleprompter lover we know today.

10. Ate his weight in sunflower seeds every day

9. Nodded his head and replied "indeed" whenever girlfriends said they loved him

8. Once smoked a joint at a New Kids on the Block concert

7. Became giddy and flushed whenever conversations turned to the subject of Barack Obama

6. Always broke up with his girlfriends via eloquently-worded answering machine messages

5. His lounging-around-the-apartment attire consisted of a sarong and mom jeans.

4. Liked to scream out Noam Chomsky quotes during sex

3. His two biggest weaknesses? Parliament cigarettes and Kit Kats.

2. The only time he ever cried was when he had to do manual labor.

1. His favorite Golden Girl was Blanche.