I was expecting a much longer list…

Well, I am a cashier, and I happen to hate when *customers* make remarks! I hear the same lame jokes approximately one quintillion times a day. Me: “Do you need a bag?”
Them: “No, save a plastic tree, LOL!” (As Yabo stated above) Me: *item doesn’t scan the first time*
Them: “Must be free, HAHA!” Me: “Did you find everything alright today?” Them: “Yup, I found *TOO MUCH*, LOL!” Me: *tells them their total*
Them: “Can I use your employee discount? HAHA!” Me:*checking large denomination bill for counterfeit*
Them: “Made it fresh this morning!” (Alternative- “Looks real, don’t it?” or “It HAD BETTER be real!!”) …And so on. Ugh. So spare me the complaints about cashiers!

Payback for all the stupid things customers say. Item won’t scan: “Must be free” Yeah, haven’t heard that one before

I had one who said, “You are always buying milk, hahaha, that seems to be the only thing you buy!” Yes, because it is a GROCERY STORE! That is why I buy milk here!

it’s equally bad when customers make cheesy remarks

just as annoying as when waiters make comments.
“You’re going to eat all that?”
“The one dish I ordered? The dish that not I but the restaurant decides the portions of? Yes, but will I tip?”

this was so close to being funny.

Why is this taking place in a food court?

geez. you ppl are way too sensitive.

This is one of my biggest pet peeves! I can’t push the WIN button enough.

And now I want cookies. Damn Sharon.