Well, I am a cashier, and I happen to hate when *customers* make remarks! I hear the same lame jokes approximately one quintillion times a day. Me: “Do you need a bag?”
Them: “No, save a plastic tree, LOL!” (As Yabo stated above) Me: *item doesn’t scan the first time*
Them: “Must be free, HAHA!” Me: “Did you find everything alright today?” Them: “Yup, I found *TOO MUCH*, LOL!” Me: *tells them their total*
Them: “Can I use your employee discount? HAHA!” Me:*checking large denomination bill for counterfeit*
Them: “Made it fresh this morning!” (Alternative- “Looks real, don’t it?” or “It HAD BETTER be real!!”) …And so on. Ugh. So spare me the complaints about cashiers!