This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Apr 1, 201433 Reasons Jason Bateman Is The Unsung Hottie You Should Be Drooling OverGet your hankies ready, ladies and gays.by singlegirlieCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This is Jason Bateman. 2. He is handsome, smart, funny, talented and kind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Oh, and cute, too. 4. He was a teen hottie... and then just kept getting hotter. 5. When Jason smiles, we melt faster than Elphaba on a rainy day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. He played the "average guy" opposite Ryan Reynolds in that movie but NOBODY bought this "average" BS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. There was this time he was hanging out with a duckling in a pool and the entire world collectively went "D'AWWWWWW!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. And then the duckling called over her duckling friends because Jason is so fun to hang with. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. He can commit. He's been married to the same lovely lady for 13 years. 10. In fact, he's a total family man. 11. And can we please talk about his hair for a minute? Even at 45, it is voluminous and lush like a rainforest. 12. We can just pretend this never happened... 13. He has a sensual side. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Did we mention how talented he is? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. THESE. EYES. 16. Too clean cut for you, you say? Well, check him out all scruffy-like. 17. He takes time for moments of self-reflection. 18. He can't quite pull off a wink and it's the cutest thing ever in the history of cutest things. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. He even looks good as a cartoon. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. He knows how to take a punch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. But is a total badass himself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. He was kind of a total jerk in Bad Words, but you couldn't help but love him anyway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. In fact, he directed the movie, proving he's more than just a pretty face and awesome gum trick master. 24. He's got these cute little eye crinkles when he smiles and we just want to softly kiss each and every one of them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. You could teach him how to dance... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. His BFF is Will Arnett and they're kind of adorable together. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. He posts super funny things on Reddit. 28. He understands the importance of a spa day with friends. 29. Are you drooling yet? Have you seen this photo? 30. There's just no argument; Jason has animal magnetism. 31. Now say it with us: 32. Which, as always, will lead to: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 33. We can all die happy now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF