10 Things Miley Cyrus Will Do In 2014 To Lose Our Respect

2013 was a memorable year in entertainment, not only because Kimye had a baby and Breaking Bad finally came to an end, but also because it was the year of all things Miley. No matter what she did, whether she was twerking on Robin Thicke at the VMAs, wearing a unicorn onesie, gyrating naked on a wrecking ball, or smoking a joint on live television, it was scandalous, and we wanted more. Unfortunately, we got word that she was doing the following things in 2014 to “shake it up,” and we just may lose all respect for her because of them.

1. Grow her hair out and wear a fully functional plaid shirt.

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2. Finally pass Algebra I.

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3. Have a platonic friendship with someone of the same sex.

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4. Dedicate a country song to her father Billy Ray.

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5. Think about the consequences of not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign.

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6. Pay for a Venti Caramel Macchiato at Starbucks with a gift card.

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7. Drop off her plastic containers at a recycling center before closing time.

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8. Feel humbled for volunteering with Habitat at Humanity.

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9. Take her dog to Petco for obedience classes.

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10. Get a new grill to replace her old one.

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