#1: You do not talk about Kitten Club.
#2: You do not talk about Kitten Club.
#3: If someone says "meow" or purrs, taps out, the kitten is over.
#4: Only one vacuum cleaner at a time.
#5: One kitten at a time.
#6: No claws, no toys.
#7: Kittens will go on as long as they have to.
And #8: If this is your first night at Kitten Club...you HAVE to kitten.