Seven Come At Me Bro Ocean Animals

These juiced up marine creatures don't even need thumbs (or spines) to throw down.

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This crab is about to thrash some explorers who showed up on his island. Get back in the skiff, back to your vessel and move along.

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If you are foolish enough to cross the path of Rockie the rockhopper penguin, just be absolutely sure you aren't wearing green crocs... uh oh.

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A rare glimpse at Helfrich's dartfish. Rare because the carnage that usually follows an encounter like this rarely leaves survivors to tell the tale.

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Do not mess with this cownose ray. It will demolish you and tapdance on your huddled weeping remains.

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Seven feet of solid muscle. This octopus may not have a single bone in its body, but it will still break all of yours.

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Prepare to feel the sting of a powerful flipper across your non-reptilian interloper face.

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This upside down jelly is about to turn your world upside down. Shuffle back out of that seagrass if you know what's good for you.