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Sh*t My Dad Says : The Book
The popular Twitterer, Justin Halpern aka @shitmydadsays, just came out with a book, releasing on May 4, 2010. Justin "weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes." Pre-order it now.
