Juicehead Mushroom Walks Into A Moose
I bet you'll never look at a short guy who juices the same way again.
I bet you'll never look at a short guy who juices the same way again.
I try to find out where on my gum's packaging it specifies the flavor. Melissa thinks she knows. Then again, she thinks she knows everything. Also, Melissa blows bubbles terribly. Greko Sketch Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0″ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
These are the bloopers and outtakes from 'Bad Guys, Bad accents', a collaborative effort by Guerrilla Day Project, The9One8, "Bonez" and TheFriendlyGreek. Here's the video: Bad Guys, Bad Accents
This is some footage I cut from a previous Drive at 5 where I talk about how I asked Melissa out for the first time. Well, I didn't ask her "out", but...whatever. You'll see.
I'm a loud talker, duh. Melissa knew this when she first met me and she's going to have to live with it. Period. The P-Man has spoken. Foot down. Anyway, we talk about cheating, Sex and the City and just how lucky she is to have someone who breathes air into the nostrils of her blah days.
After taking into consideration Melissa's request to edit out a large chunk of the fart talk, I eventually decided to theme this drive around my supposed ugly, old-ass shirt.
Melissa needs help deciding on a Halloween costume for her work party. I think I suggested something that would surely win her top prize, but she's willing to hear ideas from you guys! Greko Sketch Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0″ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Melissa hates my grey "old man" tube socks. She's trying to convince me into some of those ankle socks. I thought ankle socks were made for women and babies. Guess I was wrong. They're also for girly-men. Greko Sketch Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0″ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Only One Your beautiful eyes, They make my heart go boom boom. Boom boom boom, Boom boom boom. Your lustrous hair, I love the way it smells. Smells smells smells, Smells smells smells. Your luscious lips, They taste like milk and honey, Honey honey honey, Honey honey honey. Your silky smooth skin, It drives me crazy. Crazy crazy crazy, Crazy crazy crazy. Your gentle loving touch, I crave for it like I crave cocaine. Cocaine cocaine cocaine, Cocaine cocaine cocaine. Your soft girly arms, I'm glad you have two. Two two two, Two two two. Ditto for your legs, I'm grateful you have both. Both both both, Both both both. But if you searched the world all over, You'll never find a man like me. Me me me, There's only one me. Happy Birthday Melissa! :) Greko Sketch Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0″ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Melissa is a master interrupter, and THAT is "da truth"! She knows that by interrupting my thought process, which relies on an attention span comparable to a housefly, I'll forget my point and she wins the argument. Sneaky. When I'm clearly wrong about something, Melissa will allow me to speak with no interrupting.
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