I learned very early in life that men aren't like the movies and you can't manipulate all of them with sex.

Hmm, time with friends of a clingy woman who gives you ultimatums? … Such a hard decision.

God forbid a man not conform to romantic comedy stereotypes by putting the possibility of sex over friends, planned activities, outside interests, or anything else on the planet.

Why is it that girlfriends always try to get their boyfriends to blow off scheduled commitments with all their other friends all the time? What's up with that?

…swish!

Ever hear of screencap? It's a feature on almost all computers.

Ladies don't like to believe this, but sometimes your really bad in bed and sometimes its thats fun, but we still think your beautiful lol

michelle's leaving at 4

In his defense, this is a girl who wears baseball caps backwards.