Dream date: He meets you in the kitchen for some sweetened protein rations, and then you make sexy shadow puppets until the ship’s engine inevitably breaks.
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Dream date: He takes you to a Halloween party and tells you the Pagan origin of all the different foods, games, and costumes.
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3. Neville from Harry Potter.
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Dream date: He gives you some one-on-one Herbology tutoring, and then he shows you the secret to summoning the Sword of Gryffindorm, knowimean?
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Dream date: He lets you oil his joints while he talks dirty to you in over six million forms of communication.
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Dream date: He fixes the water pressure in your shower, makes you a beet salad, and watches Antiques Roadshow with you as you hold hands.
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Dream date: He invites you over to 221B Baker Street and cooks you dinner. Then Sherlock comes home, and the two of you get into a slap-fight over who’s prettier.
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Dream date: He beams you up, Scotty.
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Dream date: You eat a fancy French dinner, have a glass of Sherry, and then he reads you Kant in bed.
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Dream date: You just have all sorts of crazy sex.
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Dream date: He picks you up for brunch in a tricked-out helicopter that he designed himself. He then uses his watch to trip the restaurant’s fire alarm so you have the whole place to yourselves.
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Dream date: He takes you to his favorite Bikram Yoga studio in Brooklyn and then to a local bar for Trivia Night. He tries not to get too upset when his teammates get questions wrong.
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12. Michael Bolton from Office Space.
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Dream date: He takes you out for coffee at Chotchkie’s, and you talk about how awesome Superman II is. On the ride home, he spits some mad rhymes.
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