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1. When greeted with a "hello", you're physically incapable of not replying "My name is Elder Price".
2. Singing the lines from "Hasa Diga Eebowai" on the bus and forgetting people can hear you.
3. Never again being able to not smile at the name "Steve Blade".
4. Wearing a plain white shirt and black tie is no longer a school uniform...it's a Book of Mormon costume.
5. Inexplicably finding the words "necrophilia", "nutella" or "neutrogena" hysteritcal.
6. The need to bellow "I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROTUM" at all times that burns like the fury of a thousand suns.
7. The unrelenting jealousy of not owning your own a sparkly sequined waistcoat.
8. The simple turning off of a lightswitch having a completely different meaning entirely for the rest of time.
9. A new found love of Orlando, Disney & Putt-Putt Golfing.
10. Forever being disappointed by a baptism.
11. Never being able to look at a frog in the same way again.
12. Being the only one who laughs when you suggest that your friend CRUSH their gay thoughts.
13. Having to sing Orlando, rather than simply saying it.
14. Warning unsuspecting friends travelling to Africa that in fact "it is nothing like Lion King".
15. The crushing realism that no matter how hard you try ... Jesus will never call you a dick.
Catch the multi award winning The Book of Mormon in London Town at the Prince of Wales Theatre!
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You know, if you want. There's no pressure. You can spend your money on something else if you need to; maybe some ritz crackers or AA batteries or new dishclothes?!
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