1.
By Reading These Comics
2.
By Mixing Easter With Sex
3.
By Watching Donnie Darko
4.
Or, By Watching This
5.
By Inducing Years of Professional Therapy
6.
By Running Into One of These At Night
7.
By Eating These Tasty Treats
8.
By Looking At These Pictures
9.
By Finding These In Your Easter Basket
...Happy Easter?