1. This elephant that painted a beautiful self-portrait
This elephant is more artistically inclined than my middle school art teacher.
2. This dog doing his calisthenics
He’s got better glutes than I ever will.
3. This cat winning at the game no human can.
It’s all that agility. He learned it in his 4th life.
4. This master double-dutcher
Let’s not kid, tripping and face planting is inevitable for you.
5. This cat seizing the day, and his maestro sidekick
My sidekick tells me when the thai food is at the door.
6. These owls showing everyone how twerking is done
No, they are not dancing to that selfie song.
7. This midnight snacker
The amount of motivation he has to get that food far surpasses my “Order Again” click on Seamless.
8. The Carmelo Anthony of sea creatures
You tried doing that with your bodega sandwich wrapper once; it did not make the trash can.
9. This cat showing everyone that you CAN say no
Follow your bliss, and friendzone where needed. Thank you, wise hairless cat.
10. The next American Olympic skiing medalist
He learned the skiing trick early on: “french fries to go, pizza to stop”.
Your rationale: pizza to go, and why not, fries too.