Bound To Confuse You

Kanye West gives us an artistic narcissist in love's dream with his latest video for "Bound 2" off Yeezus.

1. Now I'm not saying this is a bad thing but I must admit, the video had me wondering if Kanye's been reading too much Danielle Steel. Either way, here are a few thought provoking and eyebrow raising moments from the video, courtesy of Kimye.

The video starts off and we half expect to see Kanye in a blonde wig, running in slow motion with the White stallions as Charlie Wilson croons.

2.

As the White horse breaks away from the other horses, yet still ends up lagging behind, I couldn't help but wonder if this was Kanye artistically venting his frustrations.

Or was it perhaps racial? Was he trying to tell us that it's time for the brown horses to unite and lead? Could be.

It could also be that the White horse was simply slower.

3.

Only Kanye can rock plaid on plaid. Don't try it.

4.

Kim Kardashian's silhouette looks better than the average woman's. And that's her post baby body, mind you.

5.

If you wear ripped t-shirts when you're wealthy, it's fashion. If you're not, it's scruffy and a sign of poverty. [That's actually Hipster 101.]

6.

Only Kim Kardashian can serve face with a green screen showing trees in the background and not look like one of those unfortunate people who take pictures for 5 bucks in shady studios.

Or can she..?

7.

The measure of true love is how well your topless woman can hold on to you while on a immobile bike. [#newrules]

8.

Kim's body yet again, reminds us that carbs are in fact, the Devil.

9.

I must admit, I love Kimmy, but the first thought that came to mind when this here scene appeared was "Oh, she's reminding us how she got here."

Was it a jab at Ray J for I Hit It First? Was it a "Started in a porno now I'm in a Kanye West music video" jeer at the haters? We can only assume.

10.

The rest of the video is more of Kim's angry/sultry/pouty face. [If you get bored, you can try and figure out exactly how many shades of colour are in her hair.]

And there you have it folks, the birth of the Million Dollar Ratchet genre, green screens and all.

Think of it as, Rap Hipster.

Or as Kanye would call it "minimalist", "creativity" and "busting through the glass ceiling".