1. A Sense of Humor
2. A Soundtrack
3. Any Philosophies
4. Clock themes
5. No Brolin/Wilson Sex Tape
6. Escape!
7. Any Magic
8. How exactly did Joe meet Marie again?
And your excuse for them falling in love is that you "raised her to be a caring person".
Lazy
Hypnotism is still more believable.
9. Getting Accustomed to the world.
10. This Scene
11. Really?
12. Pacing
Pacing Lee, fucking pacing and telling a good story. You don't have to Tarantino it, but it was so dry and generic I thought Sarah Lee made it.
13. Hammers and Staples
14. Stabbed in the Back
15. This Scene
16. The Great Villain
17. Really?
18. Bromance
19. A Bad Dog
20. Penance
21. Whose tongue is in my car?
22. What's OldBoy?
23. GREAT Acting
24. "Eat Octopus?!"
25. Not enough people fucking.
The flashback for Lee's villain includes the father going room to room, where his children immediately begin undressing. Like, what?! There's no possibility he's announcing dinner or just wants to check in on you? Like every time your Dad enters the room it's time to fuck? Every time?
You're silly.