Hey, folks. This is Mar-a-Lago, President Trump's Florida estate, aka White House 2.0.
Fancy-looking place, right? Well today, something...not so chill befell the auspicious seat of power. An honest-to-goodness sinkhole opened up DIRECTLY in front of the golf club/makeshift situation room.
In case you're unfamiliar with sinkholes, they can be pretty scary.
This one is actually pretty small — a traffic alert reportedly said it's only 4 feet by 4 feet — but still! Sinkholes are just giant, sudden HOLES in the fucking ground, and honestly, given the location, it's all a little too much for everyone right now.