Cute, funny and sexy as hell!
Cute, funny and sexy as hell!
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
I work in an oral surgery office. I just want people to follow their care instructions! Take your pain meds even if you aren’t feeling pain…you will!
I shave about every other day. Like someone else said, I can’t stand to feel stubble on my legs. It rubs against the sheets or my pants and it hurts.
I have no problem with her breastfeeding her little one at her graduation. Kudos to her for completing her degree and while becoming a mommy!
But, maybe a little blankie would have been in order?
Dandelion Lewis doing 35 years for smuggling Skittles.
#13 is wrong. Ohio is 3 hours AHEAD of California, not behind.
Thank you for this beautiful story.
#15 didn’t happen when Mom sat next to you. Uh-uh…”Get your butt off the pew and sit up straight.”
Panera Bread gives you a free gift if you have the Panera card.
I grew up in a rural area but not a farm. I always wanted to :)
Hey, when I ask what your favorite thing on the menu is, I really want to know. I’m assuming you have eaten SOMETHING on the menu that you enjoy and, if this is my first time, I want a place to start. BTW, I’m a great tipper and if you’re a great server, you’ll get a great tip AND a comment about your great service!
I met my husband on Match.com. We have been together for almost 9 years; this April will be our 7th wedding anniversary. He still has our first emails :-)
14/17! Minored in English but definitely a book nerd.
Just finished Dr. Sleep by Stephen King. Starting Fried Green Tomatoes.
When I was about 6 years old (back in the 70s), someone broke into our house and stole our television. I wasn’t scared that someone had broken into our house, my first thought was, “How am I going to watch Sesame Street and Electric Company?” Still a TV junkie to this day.
#21. Yes, I’m a box hoarder. But if I need to mail something or wrap a gift, I always have a box and don’t have to give my hard earned money to the post office or Walmart for something someone else will just throw away. And I don’t throw away books. Period.
Number 20 made me laugh out loud and warmed my heart! Great article!!
#23 is a girl after my own heart!
Watching Bad Santa!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ugly fireman. Please don’t ruin it for me by posting examples to prove me wrong!
I disagree with #2. At the first sign of a cold, I drink a concoction called a “cootie cocktail” which seems to stop the cold in its tracks. Nothing really special; just a lot of vitamin C. Maybe a coincidence but I haven’t developed a cold since I started drinking it. One of my friends takes vitamin C every day and is NEVER sick.
Hats. I wish hats would come back…for men and women.
Sorry. I’m throwing the bullshit flag on this one.
I got my braces about a year ago. The only things I don’t eat are gum, corn on the cob, and chewy candy. Everything else is fair game. And, yes, I eat ribs and chicken! They come off in 2 months…yippee!!
I think postmortem photos are fascinating. Great peek into the past!
Check out “The Book of Awesome” (or the blog) by Neil Pasricha.
My mom used to eat Ayds years and years ago. I loved those things and would sneak them when she wasn’t looking. Hello…it’s an appetite suppressant!
I’m not from Florida (from SC) but have lived there and just moved to Pennsylvania. Can totally relate to #19! Although some houses do have central AC, a lot just make do with window units or just a ceiling fan. Here’s hoping it really doesn’t get that hot here!
When my son was in the first or second grade, he made a mother’s day card in school where they had to come up phrases spelling out Mother. The letter M: “Mulder Lover.” lol
Sonic? Really? Gag.
I just moved from down south. There is a Wegman’s nearby but I haven’t been yet. Thanks for all the great reviews! I’m headed there now!!
Totally me…a complete homebody and not ashamed of it!