okayteresa
BuzzFeed Community is a hub for BuzzFeeders to create awesome quizzes and posts that people love. Make your own, or browse what other people are making.
Make your own post!
Things I have said before
The disgruntled look on your face as you mutter this under your breath or scream it at the top of your lungs is especially important.
No One Told Me There Are Hills in New York
Last week I went to Harlem to go see about a room that I might be interested in renting. (PS: HEY does anyone want to move in with me? I have all four seasons of Arrested Development on DVD, I cook and bake and I have impeccable taste in everything, but anyway.) I took a right onto Amsterdam Ave and to my absolute horror saw that I would have to climb a hill, something I haven't done in about five months since I left San Francisco. No one told me there were hills like this in New York. I got through it by thinking about the fact that it was Thursday and I need to be out of my current place by next Wednesday. I would climb that goddamn hill if it killed me, but first I Tweeted the picture with the caption "WTF IS THIS WITCHCRAFT." I finally made it to W.134th st and walked passed a gaggle of scary dudes, rang the buzzer, then realized that this building was a walk-up and the apartment was on the sixth floor. That day a little part of me died. The part that always thought NYC was cooler than San Francisco and also the part where I willingly go to Harlem.
Thoughts I Had at My Bodega On Friday
How a California girl dealt with her first hurricane. (She didn't, she just drank.)