Top 10 Most Ridiculous Products For Sale Today

Do we really need these?

1. Toilet Seat Scale

I don't know about you but I love to see the statistical results of my morning business. This new toilet scale lets you see the data instantly. A quick glance down before the proceedings begin and then a follow-up glance once you've finished the paperwork. Welcome to the future. http://www.shcoon.com/

2. Flower Head Vase

Individually handcrafted in white porcelain, the vase is designed with a series of small holes that keep each flower stem in place. Simply fill the reservoir with water and fit the holes with any small flowers to create a fantastic contemporary display that everyone will love. www.shcoon.com

3. Trendy Tops

Are you tired of having everyone see your butt crack when you bend down? Then get the Trendy Top. It will ease your mind and cover your crack. Two-pack, available in several colors. With all the technology we have out there today, crack certainly is whack. www.shcoon.com

4. Brainwave Controlled Cat Ears

What? Brainwave controlled cat ears?? Yes, that's right. Put these on and the ears actually move according to your mood. Happy...they perk up. Scared, they shift downward. Curious....they shift outward. Girls seem to love these things. Not sure why but they can't get enough.

5. The Hamdogger

The ultimate in Kitchen Art. Now you can surprise the guests at your next barbecue by serving them hamburgers shaped like hotdogs. The Ham Dogger is easy to use and makes 1/4 lb. hot dog shaped hamburger patties. You'll never have to buy two different shaped buns again.

6. The Nose Flute

Who thinks of this stuff?! Nose flutes are pressed against the mouth with the top against the nostrils. While the air is issued from the nose, the mouth makes the tones. This requires some practice and a bit of concentration. Fun for the whole family...er that's gross.

7. Shwings

There’s a popular energy drink out there that talks about giving you wings, but Shwings actually do the trick, although these are more for style than function so don’t go jumping off your house or anything like that. Shwings come in variety of eye-popping colors and styles.

8. Mommy I Don't Wanna Grow Up Costume

Let's face it, growing up is tough. But this Halloween you can regress with no judgements. This Mommy, I Don't Wanna Grow Up costume will have everyone giving you double takes. With inflatable kid legs it will look like you're riding your Mommy piggyback.

9. VW Seatbelt Belt

Official Licensed Volkswagen Car Logo Seatbelt Buckle with Black Canvas Webbing. These belts are fashion belts make to hold your pants up. But they are made with actual VW seatbelt parts. Buckle up for safety.

10. Pee Pro - Competitive Male Peeing

Taking a pee just got competitive with the all new electronic game that's turned the bathroom into the game room. The rules are simple, the longer your pee, the more you score. The better you aim, the higher you score. Top score = congratulations. Low Score = taunts & trash talk.