There's A New Baby Giraffe In Town, And He's Not Impressed

On August 7, 2013, the tallest baby in Seattle was introduced to the world at Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo. Clocking in at 6 feet and 144 pounds, he is already done with everything you have to offer.

At only hours old, he has already perfected the side eye.

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"What're you looking at?"

This little big guy could give Tardar Sauce (aka Grumpy Cat) a run for her money.

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"No srsly...I mean it. Get out of my face."

He hasn't been named yet, but if you mention Geoffrey the Giraffe, you might get this face out of him...

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"Tell me more about how awesome it would be if my name was Geoffrey the Giraffe. Go on."

If Daria Morgendorffer were a giraffe, she'd probably look like this.

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"I hate everyone."

"As soon as this blindfold comes off, you are all dead. You hear me? DEAD."

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He knows there are many eyes on him, and he doesn't like it.

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SOON.

In his defense, he has had to deal with a lot of attention since his birth. He really just wants cameras to go away so he can check his tumblr and take a nap.

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"I just want some food and sleep. And some time with my laptop. Is that too much to ask?"

Can't get enough of this grumpy gus? Check out Woodland Park Zoo's Giraffe Baby Cam.

All of the photos in this article are from the Woodland Park Zoo Blog.