12 Household Items Black Moms Use To Discipline Their Kids

#BlackBuzzFeed When you're a Black Mom and your kids are pitching a fit, there's only ONE thing to do- grab the item closest to your hand and wear those children out! Let us know if you've ever been smacked with...

1. A Wooden Spoon

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You're in the kitchen and you're feeling yourself so you tell your Mama you're not doing the dishes. Just like Spiderman she extends her arm and the next thing you know you have a knot on your forehead the size of a golf ball. Ouch!

2. A Closed Fist

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Your Mama tells you that you're not going out on Friday and you snap back with, "Why not?" Get ready for all the Black Power you can handle as she smacks you into the middle of next week.

3. House Shoes

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You think you're safe because Mama is busy cleaning the bathroom? Try to answer her with, "What?" when she asks you to vacuum the living room and watch her grab her shoe and send it flying.

4. A Wooden Cane

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Oh so you think Mama's too old to chase you, don't you? Well go ahead and suck your teeth when she asks you to hand her the remote. She'll grab her cane so fast you'll think she was a samurai.

5. A Leather Belt

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Calculated mischief calls for calculated punishments. Mama only grabs the leather belt when she wants to take her time and teach you a lesson.

6. The Remote Control

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So you think you're safe because Mama's settled in front of the TV? You know you heard her when she asked you to bring her a glass of water but you ignored her, didn't you? You won't ignore the bump on the back of your head after she flings the remote at you.

7. The Bible

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Mama's deep into her Bible study, hands clasped in prayer and all. If she looks up and notices you didn't take the trash out like she told you 3 TIMES, you can blame the Devil for what she's about to throw next.

8. A Brush

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You are gonna learn to hold your head still while you're getting your hair braided.

9. A Broom

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The broom handle. You never saw it coming.

10. Electric Cord

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Nothing says "I'm sick and tired of your lieing ass" like an electric cord in Mama's hand.

11. A Switch

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Having flashbacks aren't you? Just the SIGHT of a slender tree branch brings back memories of the days when your Mama made you go outside and snatch a slender branch off the tree. The WORST whoopin' EVER!

12. A Wire Hanger

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If she can grab it, you're getting hit with it so why not make sure you're nowhere near a closet to avoid the welts that this hanger will make on your arms, your face and your back.