A Very Odd 1960s Japanese Sex Guide

Bizarre indeed. In case you wanted to know the right way to hold hands or sleep with a mannequin.

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2. How to Hold Hands (step by detailed step)

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3. And still MORE hand-holding technique tips

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4. Now How to Hold ARMS …

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5. How to Groom One Another (including the always sexy helpful removing-gunk-from-shoe move)

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6. How to Do Cute Facial Touching Stuff (apparently)

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7. How to Insert your Finger into Someone’s Belly Button

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8. How to Manipulate Boobs (complete with flat “woman” dummy and helpful arrows)

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9. How to Work with a Man’s “Test Tube”

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10. Possibly the Least Sexy Depiction of Oral Sex Ever

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11. And Extremely Unsexy Depictions of Various Positions ….

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