The Top 10 Stupidest Examples Of Celebrities Sharing Their Vast Knowledge

In which we learn about everything from why the ocean is salty to what is smegma from a handful of celebrities. Prepare to be informed. To a degree.

1. Tara Reid on Ancient Greek History

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Helpful hint: Pericles was the guy who was the general of Athens during its Golden Age. He didn't do anything with potatoes.

2. Snooki on Oceanography

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Helpful hint: No, it isn't (why the ocean is salty). But, yes, whale sperm is probably salty. (Frankly, we don't want to find out for sure, though.)

3. Kathy Ireland on Comparative Religion

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Helpful hint: Yom Kippur is not Japanese. It isn't a person, either.

4. Mike Tyson on Ancient Roman History

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Helpful hint: Cartilage is a flexible connective tissue found in the body. Carthage is a city found in Tunisia.

5. Kanye West on Anthropology (and Combs ...)

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Helpful hint: Yes, the human head -- and the hair thereon -- has indeed been around for quite some time indeed. So, yes. combs (not Sean) are truly important.

6. Christina Aguilera on Human Biology

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Helpful hint: There are only nine months in the typical human pregnancy. Ergo, the "last" nine months is the same as the first. Or so we hope where Christina was concerned.

7. Heidi Montag on Spelling

Helpful hint: It's "i before e except after c." Not "ea instead of ei after c instead of s." (Oh, and add a "z" too.) In addition, ceasing the day is not a good idea. It is a wiser idea to "carpe" it.

8. Ben Stein on Logic

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Helpful hint: And pundits who make terribly obvious points tend to be irritating. Quid pro quo,

9. Jessica Simpson on Grammar

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Helpful hint: Yes, it is. We cannot say the same for (or 4) "layziness" though.

10. Dennis Miller on The Male Reproductive System

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Helpful hint: Dennis, we need to talk ...