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    The Secret Lives of Superheroes: 10 Very Stupid Superhero Knock-offs

    Very dubious -- and definitely unlicensed knock-offs from the close-but-no-cigar products department. Batman's secret fetish; Superman's secret brother; Peter Parker's other job ... and more.

    1. The Bark Knight

    2. Sperman

    3. Batman-Superman

    4. The Mavel Team

    5. Yappah Nam-Redips

    6. Batman-Superman #2

    7. Batichica

    8. Robert Cop

    9. Spader-Man

    10. Specialman