The 14 Creepiest Vintage Ventriloquist Dummies

14 vintage dummies guaranteed to make you feel uncomfortable. If you weren’t afraid of puppets before, you will be after looking at this post! posted on August 10, 2012 at 6:26pm EDT

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Number 9…oh my god
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#8 “Who wants to play a game?” Fuck that.
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#5: why does she look like a man?!
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oh my god! the horror! never sleep again! is it just me or does the reverend and his wife look like brother and sister? they look like each other!
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#14 WHERE IS YOUR EYE?!
Is that how you steal the souls then?
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#8 Jigsaw has been around for quite some time
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“Mr. Marbles?!”
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That’s Fred Allen in #10 and Erich von Stroheim in #14, no?
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#13, is that a real woman in the dress?
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I do not want to know where his hand is.
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#8 looks like buzz saw
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Why does John Travolta (#1) have his hand up that dudes butt!?
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#10 the dummy AND the ventriloquist are pure nightmare fuel.
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It’s one in the morning, and I’m not going to bed anytime soon.
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Sorry there was no “This is going to give me nightmares” button.
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last one is super creepy…eck.
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#1 Travolta, is it you?
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