28 Bad Restaurants To Avoid...

funny and sexual innuendo-laced restaurant names and menu items

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MMMM.... I can feel the swelling already.

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Oh, it looks good from the outside. But I assure you, it's dark and dank on the inside.

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That's one hot pizza...

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Really? How many flavors are there?

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Do not order the soup.

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From the former Head Chef of the Golden Shower Cafe I presume?

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Don't have to tell me twice.

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It's safe to eat the sausage.

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...If only I had gone to Cabbages & Condoms.

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Don't argue. It's free.

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At least they're honest.

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The Best Kind.

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No thanks. I prefer to remain out here.

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Yes. It's MY Dung and damn proud of it!

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Chicks dig this place.

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Say please...

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Does this mean I have a brother?

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Place order 6 hours in advance. Takes awhile to stew.

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I hear the serve the best Snoop Dogg in the region!

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oh, like adding a hyphen makes it more palatable...

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...if ya need me, I'll be with the kids.

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Stay away from the secret sauce.

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Well, I do hear that Ho's make a fine soup.

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Add corn for $1.00 more.

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Goes great with the filet mignon.

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Is this legal?

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Now that's a good neighbor!