Hiring someone with no college degree and two drunken-driving convictions under his belt is bad enough, but giving him a promotion and 26% pay raise after only working there 2 months? Get me a job application, stat!
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Josh and Jennifer = Spongebob and Patrick, Liam = Squidward.
Including that classic tale of Mr. Fancy-Panties .