A Day In The Life Of A Red Wine Drinker.

What red wine drinkers really think & feel.

1. How you feel when everyone else is drinking white.

Awesome! More for me!

2. How you feel when everyone is drinking red.

OMG! That means...only two bottles per person.

3. The face you make when someone tells you to let the wine breath for a bit.

Realllllly? OK, whatever.

4. How you look when you have MAJOR wine-mouth.

Someone get this bitch a Bounty paper towel...STAT!

5. When someone suggests you order a white wine because you're having fish.

Who asked you anyway?

6. When someone spills red wine on your carpet.

Oh whatever. I don't even bother cleaning it up anymore.

7. When someone tells you that red wine has antioxidants.

My body is a temple.

8. You wore a white shirt last night & you didn't spill a drop on yourself.

Yah, that's right.

9. When your friend graduates from white wine to red.

It's about time you pussy.