Someone needs to pull over the York Regional Police (@YRP) immediately.
Their crime? Unsolicited dad jokes.
Yes, sure, they carry out their law enforcement duties and inform and protect the 1.1 million people residing in York, yadda yadda yadda.
But they've committed — and continue to commit — a serious offense to jokes everywhere.
Groans have been heard in the area.
And eyes are chronically being rolled by teens everywhere.
So, fact: @YRP is extremely father.
And not only with jokes. With the way they shamelessly expose and embarrass you in front of your cool druggy friends.
And they always end up being right.
Because their most dad quality is looking out for your own good.
Even if it's in the most lovably lame way.