1. The Kum & Go attendants who will endure a life of bad punny jokes.
2. Folks who understand the rightful proportions of a BLT
Thank you, Missouri, for this piece of art.
3. The Illinois resident who won’t let D-Rose get away with betraying the Bulls.
4. The family who pulled up to a Steak & Shake on horse.
Thereby creating the first ever fast food Ride Thru lane.
6. Big Ten college football teams whose rivalries can only be settled one way.
Who will be–ahem–shitting on whom this year???
8. JJ’s sandwich crafters who are always looking out for you.
11. Bros who insist on wearing gym shorts in the winter.