1. It’s Friday! Which means you just, just, just…
3. Your bank account just got another lifeline and you finally feel at ease.
Thank you, payday gods, for pulling through in the last inning.
4. You can now pay all your bills like the dignified grown-ass adult you are.
6. And suddenly your newfound wealth has become endless possibilities.
“What’s that, cash? Live your life? I mean. Alright.”
9. That storefront handbag you’ve been eyeing all week? YOURS.
12. Until Sunday night. When you check your bank account again.
WHO ROBBED ME?!
13. And your Friday earnings have completely evaporated over the weekend.
How did this happen. I just bought some pants and a few mimosas.