If you didn't know, Tim Hortons' annual "Roll Up The Rim" contest kicked off today. For some, it will be a pleasant addition to their morning coffee run. For others, it's ride-or-die hunting season.
If you see a Canadian gnawing at their paper cups, stay out of the way. There is 1-in-6 chance for a free donut to be won.
1. Anyone who's been training for months prior.
2. The person who created and laid out official office regulations for rolling.
5 rules for surviving @TimHortons #RollUpTheRim season in your office. #RollUpRules
3. This friend, who attempted to con the system.
4. SPOILER: It did not work.
5. All the sore losers with absolutely no chill.
Fuck everybody that won on their first #RollUpTheRim
6.
Go fuck yourself. #RollUpTheRim
7.
PLEASE PLAY AGAIN? PLEASE PLAY AGAIN!!! HOW ABOUT YOU JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING DONUT!!!!! #timhortons #rolluptherim
8. This person's impassioned prose on the emotional toll Timmies has weighed on her heart.
9. The man who asked his horse for assistance.
10. The lady who offered her soul in exchange.
11. The Timmies employee doing extra when a customer won.
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12. The person who consumed 18 cups of coffee ...only to win another cup of coffee.
13. But amid the hysteria and overreactions, one person who actually won something worthwhile.
My proposal! Good job honey! 😊
Please roll responsibly. And remember, there is life after #RUTR.
